Craig Wright Quotes Bible, Slams ‘F**king A**holes’ in Bizarre Bitcoin Rant

Craig Wright, who desperately wants you to believe that he created Bitcoin, made an appearance at an event hosted by the Financial Times this past Friday.

Vaudeville, the organizers said, is “where film noir meets performance finance.”

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FT’s own Jemima Kelly referred to the event as “The Fyre Festival of Finance.” The name harkens to Ja Rule’s Fyre Festival, a legendarily lousy music festival that turned into a nightmare for everyone involved.

At the event, Craig Wright gave a sermon.

He started by citing the New Testament Gospel of Matthew to explain that people are overly judgemental and intellectually lazy.

He ended by flashing the audience a middle finger and calling them “lazy f**king a**holes,” according to FT’s recap.

Wright insists that he is the man behind the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto and that he has access to the entirety of Nakamoto’s early Bitcoin stash, valued at over $8…